5 Japanese Tattoo Fails by "Foreigners"
I'm confused guys. I am confused. And depressed at the same time. Why foreigners always have a weird Japanese tattoo which is super lame and obviously failed?
For people who don't know me, hey it's Hardison. I was born and raised in Japan, no one raised me in English, and that's why my English sucks but I wont't have a lame tattoo in English, like, "Tits Sexy Boom."
...Okay that was a bad example... Let's just start...
1.
"Made in Japan"
......Are you sure?
2.
"tomato"
Wait what? ...WHY?
Can a tomato be that important in your life? Is there THE tomato which saved your life or something? Like, like... I don't know. I don't know how a tomato can save your life.
3.
"Stupid Foreigner"
For sure.
4.
"ouch"
Yup I think you need a bandaid to hide that shit.
5.
"SHIT"
Dude, I don't know what to say. Why you wanted a huge "shit" on your ankle? Why? Wait, no I don't wanna know.
If you want to have a tattoo in Japanese letter, I can help you out.
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